January 2012
alright, alright, I'll go
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I wonder if my family would like me to be upstairs...
to text or not to text
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The only things I want out of 2012
No more deaths in my family for a while please
to lose 30lbs and get healthy
Stop drinking so much pop
go to London and: Meet someone famous
Maybe audition for a film or two
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TYPE YOUR NAME: KT (but I'll make it Katelyn for fun)
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: KA6elyj
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Kyrlyn
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: kagfd,h
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: fg
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Anyone know if there's a version of ExpatShield...
the website says it’s only for Windows D:
iwasboredsohereiam asked: im extremely obsessed with sherlock but i live in america do you know of anyhow posting season 2 livestream or download?
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fat-bastard-mycroft asked: remember that time you were at target. and I was at target. good times.
Reason why never to watch Thor with my dad:
Hi, we moved in next Thor!
Uh-oh, you hit him in the Thor thpot!
more bad Thor puns
just
shoot
me
now
21st-century-son-of-a-bitch asked: Best new year's ever ever. Just saying.
21st-century-son-of-a-bitch, girlwithgoldeyes and...
welcome to my blag
here have a gif of my face
i’m the chubs on the right
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Alright, back to trolling and Supernatural!
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EVERYONE WHO IS A SHERLOCK HOLMES FAN I THINK YOU...
21st-century-son-of-a-bitch:
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Julia were you already following her?!
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waalkchan:
ok I’ll try to explain better:
I ship Sherlock/John. I don’t expect them to be together on the show and in no way I would request anything similar to the writers.
I make fanart. If anybody linked one of my drawings to them I would hate them forever because IT’S NOT YOUR WORK, DON’T DO IT.
I never tag the actors name in anything. Unless it’s a picture of them or a quote by them and...
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I want to continue trolling Omegle, but no...
I was planning on going in with “Sherlock, is that you?! It’s been three days, where are you!? -JW”
but then THIS SON OF A BITCH beat me to it, with “Sherlock I thought I told you to lay off of the caffiene patches!”
HOW
and then it led to the longest and greatest Omegle RP I have EVER KNOWN
and now we’re best friends the end
jenny you can suck my dick
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EVERYONE WHO IS A SHERLOCK HOLMES FAN I THINK YOU...
21st-century-son-of-a-bitch:
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December 2011
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"Underneath these pants are a piece of history!...
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a-boy-and-his-box:
psychopathsgetbored:
This picture
Is so fucking hi-res
I think I just had a heart attack
I actually leant away from my screen when it loaded
Hahaha, someone I trolled had already run into...
“Oh god not you again”
“I beg your pardon?”
“I already met you and youre annoying”
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bilvobaggins:
mine
sherlock: slytherin (ambitious, cunning, any means to reach his end: he doesn’t learn for learning’s sake, he only knows what he needs to to help his case)
john: gryffindor (sort of a solo flyer, brave, adrenaline junkie and chivalrous)
mycroft: slytherin (are you serious he’s sly as a fucking squid he’s in the government) OR beauxbatons
lestrade: hufflepuff (EVERY listed...
Castiel-trolling Omegle
this is so fun
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shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
I actually have to get up and pace my bedroom a few times
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finally changed my icon back
River was enjoying Christmas a little too much, I guess
It smells so good in this house I can't handle it...
dad what are you making for dinner please jesus tell me
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"The scary man killed the attractive crying man,...
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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hola, Mishamigos!
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Finally on The French Mistake!
SO EXCITED OH LORD
MISHA COLLINS, GET IN ME
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Next thing you know we're going to be forced to...
interestingchoiceofwords:
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MY LEG ITCHES MY LEG ITCHES HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT...
SOMEONE SAVE ME
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Did any of you got the scary Missing E hacking...
marielikestodraw:
Suddenly, massive page telling me that using Missing E is BAD BAD BAD and I should be aware of it.
What even. Instead of warning us they should develop tumblr to not need shit plugings to keep going.
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So a lady at Great Clips told me if I lost some...
I couldn’t even be offended that she’d basically called me fat
because
holy shit what no one is that pretty
how
even
does that mean i want to fuck myself
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fat-bastard-mycroft asked: TRIANGLE